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Accentuate the positive
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Belive in magic
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Believe in something. I believe I'll have another taco.
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Can't handle my sparkle get shades
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Coffee because adulting is hard
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Decaf coffee only works if you throw it
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Don't ask Just pour (coffee)
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Don't ask Just pour (wine)
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DUH?!
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Exercise makes you look better naked. So does tequila, your choice.
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Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee.
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Faith over fear
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FEAR face everything and rise
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Find harmony and balance
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Hold my drink I have to pet that dog
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I always carry a little crazy with me. You never know when you're going to need it.
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I am not wonder woman but, I can do things that make you wonder.
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I cannot hide my attitude to save my life
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I can't adult today
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I didn't lose my mind. The people inside my head stole it
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I don't have ducks in a row. I have squirrels and they are everywhere.
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I don't pretend to be something I'm not I know I'm crazy and I own it
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I just want to be a stay at home dog mom
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I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but, with words.
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I may be wrong but, it's highly unlikely.
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I see no good reason to act my age
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I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue
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I was told to check my attitude. Yep, still there.
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I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea
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I'll never be over the hill. I'm to tired to climb it.
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I'm holding coffee. So yeah, I'm pretty busy.
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I'm the girl who talks to animals
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I'm up! If you're expecting bright-eyed & bushy-tailed go catch a squirrel
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Life is better with a cat
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Life is better with a dog
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Masterpiece Master Peace
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May contain alcohol ( beer, margarita, martini, wine)
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May your coffee kick in before reality does
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Me? Sarcastic? Nah!
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My gut is never wrong it may hang over my pants a little but I know
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My head says gym but my heart says cupcakes
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No outfit is complete without dog hair
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NOPE.
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Not my pasture not my bullsh't
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People ask if I've had enough coffee. Is that even a thing?
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Relax. We're all crazy. It's not a competition.
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Shhh... Coffee first
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Shhh... Don't talk
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Speak no sh't, Hear no sh't, Take no sh't
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Stay humble and kind
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Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol
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The best therapist has fur and paws
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The best things in life are rescued
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Their opinion is not my reality
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They said follow your dreams. So, I went back to bed.
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Today I refuse to give a sh't
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Yeah I've tried shutting up. It's not for me
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WTF Where's the fish?
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